John Montgomery Presents - The Creep of the Week - 12/18/99 - Creep Update

John Montgomery Presents This Week's	December 18, 1999	Creep Logo by Alan Fraser
	Creep Update - Justin Volpe, Rae Carruth and Linda Tripp

	We Three Creeps, Abhorrent We Are

Santa came early this year. Three of 1999's most contemptible Creeps got something this week that most Creeps never get - exactly what they deserved! Settle down with a cup of Holiday Cheer and enjoy these fine Christmas presents for Creep watchers.

Justin Volpe
Justin, former cop, current prisoner and eternal pig, had his day in court this week. Justin was responsible for sodomizing Abner Louima with a broomstick in the bathroom of a Brooklyn police station because the big cop thought the little Haitian immigrant hit him. Justin's sentence? Thirty years in the hole. He actually got off easy because the prosecutors were asking for life in prison without parole. They cited the "cowardly, shameful and humiliating fraud he tried to perpetrate on the court, fellow officers of the city police department and the city of New York," which included accusations that Abner's anal injuries were caused by gay sex.

Justin now has thirty years to explore that subject in greater depth.

Rae Carruth
Up until a few weeks ago, Rae was your average brainless, pampered jock, a wide receiver for the Carolina Panthers. Then things got complicated for him. His girlfriend, Cherica Adams, got pregnant. He hired some guys to kill her in a drive-by shooting. She didn't die right away. In the meantime, the cops nabbed Rae and threw him in jail, but later on he came up with $3 million in bail and got released. This week Cherica died, so they changed the charges to first degree murder and revoked his bail.

But where was Rae? The cops searched for him all over his home town of Charlotte, NC, but he had flown the coop. Eventually they found him 100 miles away in Tennessee, in the trunk of a car. Rae came out of the trunk with his hands up and is now facing the death penalty.

Is it possible there's anyone stupider than Rae? How about the judge who let him out on bail? Or whoever it was that gave him the $3 million in bail money? Do you suppose Rae inherited his intelligence from his mother, Theodry Carruth? She could have demonstrated some by saying, "If they ever find that scrawny, cone-headed weasel, I'll inflict the death penalty on him myself!" Instead, all she had to say was, "I think I raised a very decent man." Now, that's stupid. And she doesn't even know how to spell "Ray".

Linda Tripp
Linda Tripp. The mere sound of that name causes grown men's balls to shrivel in horror. She makes Benedict Arnold and Judas Iscariot look like Dudley Doright. Right at this moment, my fingers are quivering with disgust as they endeavor to type words sufficient to adequately describe her traitorous acts.

A few months ago, Linda got indicted for illegally taping the phone conversations with Monica Lewinsky which begat the entire Clinton sex scandal. This week, during pre-trial hearings, the prosecutors brought in some witnesses to tell their monstrous Linda tales. Monica was one of them, finally getting a chance at revenge after all this time. Although it must have been satisfying, it was hardly surprising.

But guess who else showed up to help throw Linda into the slammer? Her bridge club friends! Believe it or not, Linda actually was able to find four women who could stand to be in the same room with her long enough to play bridge. They said in court that they'd seen the tape recording equipment at Linda's place, she'd told them all about the taping, she'd been told it was illegal, and she always hogged the group snacks during the bridge games.

Nice friends you got there, Linda. Can you imagine where they learned that kind of treachery?

If I were in control ...
I'd throw all three of them into the same cell. Justin and Rae could thrill themselves by trying to kill and sodomize each other all day long. The jailers could give Linda a hidden microphone to get evidence on the other two. Rae would take one look at Linda, assume she was pregnant, and put out a contract on her. Justin could then see how many broomsticks he could fit in her gargantuan ass.

The lights would shine a little brighter on the Christmas tree.

Let me know what you think at montgome@servtech.com

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