Creep of the Week - May 29, 1999

Image: Justin Volpe

Justin Volpe
"Rectum? Yeah, I Wrecked Him!"

Pigs. That's what we used to call cops back in my long-haired rock and roll days. They'd pull us over because they didn't like the way we looked, harass us, search us, and threaten to cut our hair. If they happened to find some contraband, the offender would not only get arrested, but also get slapped around, kicked and bounced off of any available wall. Did these cops worry about getting in legal trouble for these tactics? Not hardly. Why? The Blue Wall of Silence: No cop will turn in or testify against a fellow cop, no matter what the offense. "Slapped around? No, this young man was obviously high on drugs and we're Police Officers. Who are you going to believe?" They were pigs who slept well at night knowing the Blue Wall was there to protect them.

But the Blue Wall of Silence just came tumbling down on top of Officer Justin Volpe.

Justin and some of his fellow pigs from the 70th Precinct in Brooklyn, NY became famous almost two years ago when they beat up and sodomized Abner Louima, a Haitian immigrant who'd just been arrested and was falsely suspected of punching Justin. After suffering the standard "punch his lights out while he's handcuffed" routine in the back of the police car, Abner was escorted into the bathroom at the station house where Justin rammed a broom stick handle five or six inches into his rectum, and then waved the blood and feces coated stick in front of Abner, threatening to kill him if he ever told anyone. While Abner went to the hospital for surgery to repair his lacerated intestines, Justin undoubtedly went out and snorted a few beers, rolled around in some slop, and then went back to his pen to sleep like a baby piglet, secure in his Blue Wall of Silence blanket.

Even those of us who haven't had unpleasant experiences with policemen have surely run into guys like Justin. Look at that picture. He's an obnoxious, sadistic, bullying grease ball who carries around a ton of Attitude with him at all times and makes life miserable for everyone around him. He's a pig. Cops are supposed to protect us from peckerheaded porkers like that.

Justin's trial started a few weeks ago and it looked like the Blue Wall was solidly in place. Justin was his usual cocky self around the court room, giving high-five hoofs to the other pigs. His lawyer started off by saying that Abner's asshole didn't get mangled by Justin's broom stick, but by consensual gay sex instead. Yeah, Abner's a fag! No wonder bad things happened to him! He deserved it! Abner testified, and he was forced to admit that yes, it wasn't a toilet plunger handle he felt five or six inches into his ass, it was a broom stick handle. "Your honor, we can't believe this witness, he doesn't even know the difference between a plunger and a broom stick!"

Soon, however, Justin's Blue Wall defense started becoming dismantled, one brick at a time. Detective Eric Turetzky said Abner's pants were "down below his knees" when he came out of the bathroom and Justin "was swinging the stick around like a sword and hitting it against the wall." Officer Mark Schofield testified that Justin borrowed a black pair of gloves from him and returned them covered in blood. That's pretty disgusting. I might break the Wall of Silence myself if someone did that to my gloves.

Justin lost his swiney grin for good when Sgt. Kenneth Wernick hit him right between his beady little pig eyes with the last brick from the Blue Wall. Kenneth testified that Justin was bragging, "I took a man down tonight," and also waved the dung-covered stick in front of him yelling, "See this shit? See this shit?" After that testimony, you might have also been able to see a large mound of it in Justin's pants when he realized he'd be going from anal inserter to insertee mighty soon.

Justin bailed out of his trial, pled guilty and is now in jail awaiting sentencing. He could get life, but will more likely get 25-30 years. He'll be an inviting target to his fellow inmates when they discover his cute little curly tail.



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