Creep of the Week - March 28, 1998

Image: Mitchell Johnson and Andrew Golden

Mitchell Johnson and Andrew Golden
"A Lot Of Killing To Do"

What was the worst thing that could happen to you when you were in junior high or middle school? I used to worry about zits and detention and getting caught sneaking cigarettes in the woods behind the school. I was afraid that the perpetual boner I hoisted around all day would become evident and make me a laughingstock. In study hall, I had a recurring nightmare that Michelle, who always wore really short skirts, would get wise to my "Drop The Pencil On The Floor And Grab A Quick Peek Under The Desk" routine. One time in the boys room, I got beat up by that greasy big kid who'd flunked two grades and hung around the pool hall when he wasn't punching out his classmates. That was as bad as it got.

What about fire drills? Ever worry about them? Not me. Fire drills were cool. It was a surprise break from the drudgery of the school day, you got to go outside, and there was always the hope, slim as it was, that the school would burn to the ground and take that mean old Miss Ross along with it.

Now an entire generation of school children won't be able to enjoy their fire drill time, but instead will spend it looking over their shoulders in terror. Good times during fire drills were permanently eliminated this week by Mitchell Johnson, 13, and Andrew Golden, 11, in Jonesboro, Arkansas. They set off a fire alarm in their school, then went outside and waited for everyone to file out. When they did, Mitch and Drew, dressed in camouflage, started shooting into the crowd with hunting rifles, killing four girls and one teacher, as well as injuring ten more.

What? How is a thing like that possible? Have a look at the pictures of Mitch and Drew above. They're children. They should be goofing around, riding their bikes and playing Drop The Pencil in study hall. Did one or both of them have some unusual traumatic episode or upbringing that caused such big time psychotic reaction? No sign of that. Mitch's parents were divorced and his father lived in Minnesota. Normal! Drew began hunting with his father and grandfather as soon as he could walk. Normal! When he got angry at someone he'd say things like "Man, he's making me so mad I should just take my gun and start blasting him in the butt for it." Pretty normal!

Mitch had just been dumped by his girlfriend and wasn't taking it too well. Very normal! He'd been making some bizarre statements like "You're never going to see me again because I'm going to run away" and "Tomorrow you will find out if you live or die'' and "I've got a lot of killing to do." A little less normal, but he's certainly not the first kid to make threats like that.

Let's ask the experts. There were no shortage of them this week. Politicians, shrinks and anyone else with an agenda were quick to weigh in with their explanations of this incident:

The only person anywhere who had anything sensible to say was Craighead County Sheriff Dale Haas: "There's no explanation in my opinion why an 11-year-old or 13-year-old would do something like this. It breaks my heart.'' Right, Dale. You might as well blame the Easter Bunny or El Nino. No one knows what causes someone's silicon chip to switch to overload. We're used to treacherous monsters like Timothy McVeigh, The Unabomber or Linda Tripp being a bit older when they go over the edge, but it's the same thing and all this posturing and finger pointing is just plain bogus.

Sheriff Dale also had this to say: "Keep in mind these are little boys, y'all. One little boy asked me some scriptural thoughts, and the other one is real emotional and was crying. He wants his mama, and he wants to go home." Well boys, it'll be a while before you get home, and I'd advise you not to play Drop The Pencil in the meantime.


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