Creep of the Week - November 1, 1997
This week, an outbreak of the HIV virus in upper New York State was traced back to Nushawn and his Dangerous Dong, who had sex with at least 28 young women and girls, ages 13 to 24, while he lived in the area. At least one is pregnant. He hung around parks and schools, offering drugs, cigarettes or alcohol, and sometimes offering just his charming self. He found out he was HIV positive in September, 1996, but continued using his Fevered Frankfurter in that region and later in New York City. In the Big Apple, Nushawn and his Perilous Peter were in and out of every female available, including Leona Helmsley and the Statue of Liberty. He's now in jail on drug charges, but is likely to be charged with statutory rape, reckless endangerment and first-degree assault for each person he infected with that Afflicted Appendage.
Health and law enforcement authorities are now engaged in a search for all those who had sex with Nushawn and his Menacing Member, as well as anyone who had sex with those who had sex with him. Nushawn is helping this effort by offering his records. Records? It seems that Nushawn was "some sort of scorekeeper'' who kept track of who he and his Hazardous Hard-on had sex with, according to County Health Commissioner Dr. Robert Berke. "He seems to take some delight in keeping records. That's why he's been able to provide these contacts so thoroughly.'' If they ever come up with ISO standards for documentation of sexual exploits, Nushawn and his Threatening Throbber will pass the audit with flying colors. Attention Michael Kennedy and Frank Gifford - Start taking notes!
What about the girls who were infected by Nushawn and his Malady Muscle? Think they're pissed at him? Think again. "I just want people to know that, even though he did know that he had it and he did this to a lot of people, he's not a monster,'' says 18-year-old Amber Arnold, one of Nushawn's conquests. She also said she wrote to Nushawn and his Treacherous Trouser-Snake in prison to say she would stand by her man. "I can't let him die alone. I won't do it.'' Keep that in mind the next time your Significant Other yells at you because you threw your dirty socks on the floor.
But don't worry that the chain of sexual partners from Nushawn and his Wasted Wiggly Worm might reach you. New York State's Health Commissioner Barbara DeBuono vowed to track down all those who may have had first "hand" experience with that Pernicious Penis. She says that every record of a sexually transmitted disease is being reviewed to see if Nushawn and his Execrable Erection are involved. "We do not want the community to panic," she assures us. Think Nushawn and his Shell-Shocked Shaft were diddling her, too?
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