John Montgomery Presents This Week's	February 17, 2001	Creep Logo by Alan Fraser
	The Clinton Haters
	The Bill and Hill Swill Mill

Heard anything about George W Bush lately? He's the Grand Omnipotent Exalted Ruler of the Land, but you wouldn't know it by listening to the people who worked so hard to get him to that position. You'd think they'd be basking in the sunshine of their new compassionate conservative president. They should be orgasmic now that the objects of their eight-year holy war have finally left the stage. But no, there's no happiness to be had by this crowd. They're consumed with Bill and Hillary Clinton. Obsessed, overloaded, stuffed to the brim, crammed to the max. The Clinton Hatred continues to ooze out of every one of their body cavities. All over their new president.

During the four weeks of Snippy's presidency, we've been treated to an endless supply of swill from the Clinton Haters: White-House-vandalism-gate, office-rent-gate, stolen-gifts-gate and pardon-gate. The vandalism story is typical of how this usual gang of idiots operate.

First out of the block was Matt Drudge, the Linda Tripp boot-licker who runs a web site that's half National Enquirer and half self-promoting drivel. He'll take a small fact and embellish it, or simply make stuff up like he did when he accused Clinton aide Sidney Blumenthal of wife beating. In the vandalism case, Matt wrote about the W keys being removed from White House keyboards by Clinton staffers right before they vacated. That rumor grew into cut phone lines, obscene graffiti on the walls, and general mayhem totaling $200,000. Those "facts" got picked up by corpulent crapmeisters like Rush Limbaugh and William Bennett, whose job is to feed thousands of dimwitted ditto heads who parrot this poop throughout bars and office water coolers all over the country. Then we heard it for countless hours on those screaming talk shows on Fox News for the next week.

By the time someone got around to asking Ari Fleischer, the White House press secretary, about what really happened, he beat around the Bush and explained how nobody's really keeping track of all the damage and there's actually no photos we can show you and we really should move on to something important.

In the cases where there is perhaps some cause for genuine concern, like the pardons or the gifts, the Clinton Haters overplay their hand (just like they did with Monica) by putting their dumbest and most detestable in the spotlight. Dick Morris, the ex-Democrat slimebag who had to pay a prostitute to suck his toes, wrote a scathing article in the New York Post about gifts accepted by Hillary and Chelsea but not reported. It turned that Dick hadn't checked his facts and doesn't understand the law. The pardon investigation is dominated by the stupidest person ever to sit in Congress, Representative Dan "Scumbag" Burton, who once put on a show of shooting watermelons in his backyard to prove Vince Foster killed himself. And let's not forget to mention Senator Arlen Specter, still recovering from failed brain surgery, who now is suggesting that Clinton should be impeached again. Impeached! Arlen is obviously someone who is no longer in control of his intellectual functioning.

Snippy, marooned on page 34 of the papers and sick of it, is now telling reporters, "I think it's time to move on," and also debunked another Drudge / Limbaugh concoction about the decimation of Air Force One by Bill and his buds on their last flight: "All the allegations that they took stuff on Air Force One are simply not true." Think that message ever got back to the sheared sheep listening to Rush?

The president even had to bomb Iraq this week just to get some headlines, managing to outrage not only Saddam Hussein, but also his fellow Republicans in Congress, like Jesse Helms, who hadn't been pre-warned.

And if you like that "time to move on" sentiment, here's a foolproof way to get just such a response from a Clinton Hater: mention Nancy Reagan's designer dresses which she received as gifts and was eventually forced to give up, or (even better) George Bush Senior's pardon of Casper Weinberger and five others who were about to testify in court about George's involvement in Iran-Contra. Maybe Scumbag Burton should investigate those incidents, eh? Time to move on.

What's behind this? What drives these people? It should come as no surprise to find out that Clinton Hating is their sole reason for existence. They've suddenly realized they don't have anything else to talk about. They are empty of beliefs or ideas. These are mindless morons, scared to death that Bill and Hill's exit leaves them without any purpose in life whatsoever. They've fed on their vitriol as a steady diet for eight years and now they can see their lifeline running out. Pretty soon they'll be starving, staggering down the streets with shriveled hands outstretched, moaning, "More swill! More swill!"

Maybe they can find a Senator from New York who'll set up a soup kitchen for them.