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When I first saw this picture of Barbara Walters with her two guests, I thought they were Monica Lewinsky and her father. "What's that succulent sucker doing back on TV?" I asked myself, "And what happened to her diet?" Alas, we were not to be entertained with more Oval Office cigar stories. That tubby lady and old man are none other than John and Patsy Ramsey, who have spent the last three years refusing to talk about the murder of their daughter, six-year-old beauty queen JonBenet. But the silence has been broken. Now, they are about to inundate us all with a dung pile of self-serving, pitiful tales so tall that soon we'll be begging them to crawl back into their holes forever.
Why the sudden change of heart? The Ramseys are on a cross-country road show peddling their new book, "The Death of Innocence", which has as its basic premise, "How could anyone believe we killed our baby? We loved her so much! We're hurt, outraged and indignant! And have you investigated that guy who played Santa Claus at our house?" They plan to hit all the talk shows, media events and publications, as well as showing up at your house on Saturday morning right behind the Jehovah's Witnesses.
In the TV interview, Barbara handled John and Patsy in her usual fawning, melodramatic fashion: "John ... Patsy ... How could you go through such a tewwible, tewwible owdeal?" They recited their standard denials of any involvement in the crime and then put on an unbelievably sickening scene featuring Patsy's crying fit and John's soothing comments, "JonBenet is with us. Just keep this up another 20 seconds so we can get out of here and check on our book sales."
To Barbara's credit, she did ask the one question I've been wondering about: "If we suspend our disbelief and buy your cockamamie theory that JonBenet was killed by a pedophile who broke into your house, don't you feel any responsibility for that since you used to dress her up like such a slinky, sleazy slut?" On queue, John and Patsy cried foul. There was nothing sexy about it! JonBenet was playing dress-up, like all little girls do! Anyone who found that sexually attractive is sick, sick, sick!
Check out the videos. Here's a six-year-old girl painted up like a cheap hooker in heat, shaking her booty and giving a "Come up and see me sometime" smile that would put Mae West to shame. Whoever put her up to that had every intention of making her look sexy. That doesn't make one responsible for murder, but it does make you wonder exactly who it is who's sick, sick, sick.
They went on to deny that they ever refused to cooperate with the police, even though they flew the coop to Atlanta once they realized they were the prime suspects, refusing to return for four months. They also touted investigator Lou Smit's ideas of an intruder with a stun gun, but they refused to allow an exhumation of the body which could have proved it, because JonBenet was at peace and couldn't be disturbed.
I think one of them killed her but I don't have any proof. Unfortunately, neither does anyone else. Due to the incompetence of the Boulder police and district attorney, along the Ramseys' own arrogant behavior, we'll probably never know what happened to JonBenet. John and Patsy can continue to pollute the air with their accusations against Santa Claus or Bozo The Clown or Hillary Clinton for that matter.
JonBenet's body was found with duct tape over her mouth. Since her parents are so worried about her being at peace and staying that way for all eternity, they could help by applying some of that tape to their own mouths. And staying that way for all eternity.